hey fools , i bought fuzzy handcuffs today , mmmmmm i have nothing else to ay ,

oh yeah new billy death , happy birthday kristin( i love krisitns face but she hates my face) ok bye FOOLS i have homework

:( i miss you

hey its christmas(technicaly , its december 26 becuase its 3:00am) and i guess ill say what's been happening. well pretty much every year on christmas eve my mom throws a get together and this year she invited my dad , and he invited his girlfriend . his girlfriend lives in oregeon so its kinda wierd , and they went out for a very long time in high school . so with my mom there it was like a wacky sitcom , thank god there was no bloodshed , it was jsut alittle akward . my dad is an nyc cop and he was chasing a bad guy and hurt his knee , and he jsut found out his knee is like , gone , shot to shit in other words. and he found out his work is oging to put him on disability and he can stay home and get alot of money , thats like his dream so its all good. and im listening to "i am the walrus " i love the beatles. yesturday someones friend died from a drunk driver , and he got out on bail the next day , people are just so fucked up . when they told me their friend died i didnt know what to say , i felt so bad but i always mess things up , so they probably think im an insensitive prick , but if your reading this , im not. also hmmmm, there was this girl at my house who,s parents are ex-herion adicts and she was cry and said sometihng aobut her parents doing drugs and i told my mom and she said "oh , shes jsut a dramma queen" and i thought that was a very funny comment , one for the books , also at my cousins i looked ina magazine and there were pictures of people nasty scars and wounds and cuts and blackeyes and nasty stuff and it was an advertizment for POLAROID!!!!! and it said" next time be read for proof" (or sometihng to that extent) that is a funny advertizment to me , in that sick twisted humor kind of way . speaking of sick humor , jose wants me to read a vonnegut book called "slapstick" its going to be cool but first i promised kristin that ide read the chocolate war, oh well. im happy because its snowing out , and snow is good...goooood , cant wait to play in it , its going to be oober fun. umm i already wrote enough for one day , bye

p.s. you didnt really expect me to let billy die by a mexican knife thrower on christmas did you??? what kind of sicko do you take me for?

Date:	2002-12-23 03:26
Subject:	pac-man
Security:	Public
Mood:	tired
Music:	the who

its 3 oclock in the morning , do you know where your cats are? sorry for that but today at church i saw a car ( a like 67 ramble0 with bumper stickers that say that and " have you hugged your cat today?" its great. its 3 am and im jsut rocking out with mah palydough , i made mr.bill ( i doubt any of you know who mr bill is but he is a billy murry thing and he is a little clat guy who gets squished) and mrs pac-man whic i riped off of jose , and the ghosts i forget thier names, i tihnk its blinky, pinky, inky , and sue , sue doesnt fit the rhyme scheme but she is jsut rocking out , but what is thier motive i wonder? the way i see it Mrs.pacman is stuck in a 20 level basement of a haunted house , and needs the keys to escape!ooooor mrs. pac-man is a disturbed woman who hd a tramtic experience and now she's and empty shell of a woman trying to escape her mental prison , and the ghosts are , sybolic , blinky of cource is he inner child trying to hold her back. pinky is her mother standing in her way. inky is her job and the hardships of being a modern woman in the workplace , and sue is jsut sue. and mrs. pac-man has to escape her mental prison by colecting the pieces of her broken past in her head , a ,maze of memories . yep thats right , i figured out the hidden message of mrs. pac-man! but i only have one question , what was he madden name? did she grow up looking like pac-man and the kids called her pac-man and then she decided to marry him so she would have an excuse , or maybe she is pacman after a sex change . and how do they reproduce? jose told me there is a whole exerpt on this in everything2.com but im way too tired to go there , so you can jsut go yourself . and thats all i have to say about that.
so yeah me and kristin havn't hun out for over 3 hours in 2 weeks , me and vicky havnt seen eachother for like 3 months , me and chris havnt seen eachother because he was punished , me and tv are the same , me and jose are still rocking out , and to explain better i made a graph


...also as a followup to the "Mrs. Pacman maiden name quesiton" what was captin hooks name before he lost his hand?

Date:	2002-12-17 23:34
Subject:	hey
Security:	Public
Mood:	sick
Music:	chumbawummba

hey , step back honky cat , i got alot to say since the last journal entree, so here it goes ladies. well ummmm saturday i palyed with kristin , we went to hop-pog and we played at her friends and we got some checkers , checkers is goood, kristin is number one , too bad she doesnt know...im going to kill her, mwahaha. so yeah . today i was sick , because my throat hurt , and so does jose's so i tihnk its because be both bought the same kind of binaca spray , and its fucking our throats up. i really hope i dont have strep or mono , and kill kristin. yeah so today my bed was fucked up , so i took the big huge frame thing took it apart, and carried it piece by piece into the basement , and it was hot so i opened my window. so my mom walks into my room , see's that my window is open and my bed is gone and says(with an angry face) "DID YOU THROW YOUR BED OUT THE WINDOW!?" and my room is on the second floor , what a wierdo. and uummmmm tommrow im gonna clean my room , its going to be GREAT and im going to try to see lord of the rings , because im gay. here it is ladies , the new billy death

Date:	2002-12-08 21:39
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	satisfied
Music:	saves the day

pants4everyone: oh man , i know ALL about college
ShaShaShubat: oh yea? what do you know?
pants4everyone: that you have to go to marti gras for our midterm , and lift op you shirt and stick your tunge out and get beads, then you give them to the dean , he puts them into a machine , and then the beads turn into a degree
ShaShaShubat: *lol* you are a very wise man
pants4everyone: and in college , all the guys names or wither "the dan man" or "the jeff-miester" and they ALWAYS refer to themselves in the 3rd perosn ... or else then get expelled
ShaShaShubat: hahaha yes
ShaShaShubat: like my friend B-matrix?
ShaShaShubat: and G-dawg?
pants4everyone: haha sure
pants4everyone: yeah yeah
pants4everyone: HELLO EVERYONE. MY NAME IS CHRIS. WELL I'M 18, I LIVE ON LONG ISLAND NY, I PLAY DRUMS IN THE BAND "MEXICAN BASEBALL", I DRIVE A 1990 CHEVY LUMINA, AND I LOVE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE ON LINE SO IF U WANT TO CHAT THEN IM ME DAMNIT!!!
pants4everyone: hahaha, i tohught he was dead by now
ShaShaShubat: hahahhaha
ShaShaShubat: who is that?
pants4everyone: chris capabinaco
ShaShaShubat: ohhhh hahahahhahahaha
ShaShaShubat: i saw him about a month ago at the juliana theory show
ShaShaShubat: hes not engaged anymore
ShaShaShubat: :P
pants4everyone: unlike us
ShaShaShubat: yea i know
ShaShaShubat: were gonna be together forever
pants4everyone: yeah , your mah babies mamma, that bond will never be broken
ShaShaShubat: hahhaa yesss

thats me talking to jaime . yeah. yesturday me and kristin played and it was grrreat. be got jsoe his present, i wish i could tell you details but that would give it away.ummm it was fun , went to kfc , and it was scary becuase there was homless transvestites there, it sounds like a joke, but its actualy not. then we went to jose's and we played war-zone, we LOVE wrestling, and thats about it.then sh drove me home , and my seisters boyfriend+friend saw me kissing her goodnight, and there like"woa man! sorry!" it was funny because they were high , and yeah.so , today i didnt really do anytihng at all.and ummmmmmmm, yeha i hope nobody wants christmas , gifts becuase i have no job.for my sisters present i tihnk im going to get her a teddybear or something and have a picture of me in front of stuff se wants with a sad fave and my wallet open , and it'll say,"dear lindsay, if i had money this is what i would get you". haha ...goood times. and tongiht im starting "slaughter house 5" jose gave it to me , its good i hear.

well ill havre a better entree tommorow , dont worry. i couldnt think of anytihng funny to write. and tommorow there will be a brand-new billy death! itll be great

Date:	2002-12-02 20:52
Subject:	hey
Security:	Public
Mood:	tired
Music:	none

hey today i jsut want to put some stuff in my journal , no bily death , noting about my day or aanyitnhg...just stuff

holy grail:

"what floats besides wood?" "...very small rocks"

"you cant whien executive power from the masses just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

"that must be a king" "why?" because hezs not covered in shit."

"we apoligixze for the faults in the subtitles. all those responcible will be sacked"

the perks of being a wallflower, this is a poem in the book

Once on a yellow piece od paper with green lines
he wrote a poem
and called it "chops"
becuase that was the name of his dog
and thats what it was about
and his teacher gave him an A
and a gold star
And his mother hung it on his kitchen door
and read it to his aunts
That was the year Father Tracy
took all the kids to the zoo
and he let them sing on the bus
and his little sister was born
with tiny toenails and no hair
amd his mother and father kissed alot
and the girl around the block sent him a
valentine with a row of X's
and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
and his father always tucked him in bed at night
and was always there to do it

Once on a piece of paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem
and he called it "autumn"
because that was the name of the season
and thats what it was about
and his teacher gave him an A
and asked him to write more clearly
and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because of its paint
and the kids told him
that Father Tracy smokes cigars
and left butts on the pews
and sometimes they would burn holes
that was the year his sister got glasses
with thick lenses and black frames
and the girl around the corner laughed
when he asked her to go see santa clause
and the kids told him why
and his mother and father kissed alot
and his father never tucked him in bed at night
and his father got mad when he cried for him to do it

once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wrote a poem
and he called it "innocence: a question"
because that was the question about his girl
and thats what it was about
and his professer gave him an A
and a strange steady look
and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because he never showed her
That was the year that father tracy died
and forgot how the end
of the apostles creek went
and he saw his sister
making out ion the back porch
and his mother and father never kissed
or even talked
and the girl around the corner
wore too much makeup
and that made him cough when he kissed her
but he kissed her anyway
because that was the thing to do
and at three a.m. he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring soundly

thats why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem
it was called "absolutley nothing"
because thats what it was really all about
and he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
and he hung it on the bathroom door
because he didnt think
he could reach the kitchen

well if anyone read it hope you like it too , i tihnk jose will for some reason.

umm thats it , bye

Date:	2002-11-30 23:09
Subject:	new billy death
Security:	Public
Mood:	thoughtful
Music:	ak3

hey america, ialot happened since the last entree, like yesturday i went to the salvation army and i got mahself a trench coat , a detectives hat , and a shirt , it was a great time. and also i saw kristin yesturday and we played wrestling with jose and it was GREAT , it was a fun time, Kristin gave me "the perks of being a wallflower, and ide like to read you an exerpt..."do you know what maturbation is? I think you probably do because you are older than me. but in case , i will tell you Masturbation iswhen you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm , WOW!
i thought that in movies when they talk about havijng a coffee break , that instead they should have a masturbation break. ...but then again i tihnk that would decrease productivity"

i odnt know why i put that in my journal , i just thought the "wow", and "productivity" things were funny , and so far i like it , it reminds me of "catcher in the rye".
so i decided jsut to give up spell checking it is just pointless......i have nothing to say...heres a convo me and chris had...
pants4everyone: wanna play otmmorow?
colonelsanders6: i cant
colonelsanders6: im grounded
colonelsanders6: again
pants4everyone: new billy death :-):-):-)
pants4everyone: why?
colonelsanders6: yess
colonelsanders6: on the refurral it says
pants4everyone: ...?
colonelsanders6: "christopher was told numerous times to get back to work. When he did, he was not on the correct website - he was signing up another student [Kristopher o Connel] onto gayjews.com"
pants4everyone: so?
colonelsanders6: and as she was sending me out of the clas,s i was talkign to the other kid, and i said somethign liek "you know who was against gay jews? Hitler"
colonelsanders6: and she got mad
colonelsanders6: and so i got detention, and my parents are fuckgin douceh bags
pants4everyone: hahahahahahaha
colonelsanders6: and they grouded me till christmas vacation
pants4everyone: woooow
pants4everyone: you cant even see sharron?
colonelsanders6: no:'(:'(
pants4everyone: wow
pants4everyone: cant blame your parents though
colonelsanders6: but three fuckign weeks is a lot
colonelsanders6: all i got wa sa detention
colonelsanders6: its nto a big deal at all
pants4everyone: theyl get over it
colonelsanders6: but, the principal called me in his office and he was like "is there really a gayjews.com?"
pants4everyone: img scr...????
colonelsanders6: and im liek yep, its a comunity where gay jews can chat and hook up with other gay jews
colonelsanders6: and he was liek wow

haha oh man , that chris and his gay jews ...ok pilgrims before you look at this billy death i jsut want to apoligize to any gay polar bear rights groups that may see thids..ok ...here is the ew nbil death

Date:	2002-11-25 21:44
Subject:	too cool for school
Security:	Public
Mood:	crappy
Music:	std-ak3-starting line

hello fellers , sorry i havnt been writing in mah live journal in a while , ive jsut been busy with school , finding a job..and procrastinating finding a job and school. but thats all behind me now. today i went to jose's and i ate some food and he seemed kinda sad , becuase i kicked his ASS in pong, booyah, and we were at the diner table and everyone was eating and talking in spanish , i tried to make sence of it , but it didnt work , fuck , why did i even pick latin in the 6th grade...shelle knows what i mean. Anywayz greg brek demanded a new journal entree , that boy is a tyrant , so yeah . my report card was good...ASIAN good, and im pretty happy , even though i AM asian ....COC-asian...HIOOOOOOO!haha yeah , and that song piano by strting line is perty, and so are alot of saves the day songs on the a-coo-stic cd, thats why im trying to learn csome a-coo-stic stuff, exept when i bend my rist too much it hurts, kinda sucky,. also feel free to respond, today im not going to give a billy death , because i dont even know if people look at them anymore , and i ran out of idea's but if you give me a good idea ill gladly make another one. on another note this kid named Billy Brancato thinks that he is billy ,well he isnt, infact the guy from the billy death's is a compelation of many billy's i know , and NOt billy brancato. i got the hair from my friend Kevin Brancato's older brother named billy' i got the dickies pants from some guy in my school who's in art club with me and uses my locker, and i got the obnoxiously big mouth from jose's friend who hangs out with us sometimes, all and all i hope i cleared up this whole confusion about Billy Brancato being the guy from "billy death...because its not him. i cant wait to see kristin and the gang friday , i tihnk chris has to celebrate chanikah...hanakua....chanaka????im afraid , see last year i broke my wrists fighting a guy trying to rob a 7-11, i saved a baby's life in the prossess , so it was worth it...and that baby grew up to be cuddly funnyman john candy..and we ALL love john candy , so i guess it was all for the best. so anyway now its getting cold and they are hurting when i turn them and well it hurts latley...but i bet that terrorist will never try to rob a 7-11 agian , so its ok. ok im talking way too fucking much. bye america.

p.s. im too lazy to spell check all this.

hey , today i went to long island challenge, it was crazy-sexy-fun because we were facing happaugge , and some of the people know kristin:) and chris. and ummm her name was jessica moore, in case kristin is reading this , she said she hung out with you in middle school. Me and Mike K. had to sit in the happaugge section with the happaugge kids, it was funny we were rooting for them and stuff. jose and billy pissed me off today, they make fun of everything thats wrong with me , being fat, looking like a little kid, and being ugly, and rubb it in , it REALLy fucking pissed me off, physically there is nothing wrong with them , and so that make is more wrong for them to make me feel worse about it , im the one who has to live looking like this , go to school everyday, and talk to girls that would never go out with me , not that im worried about that since i do kinda have a girlfriend, but still its jsut i relize that ive never / will never gone out with a girl from bayshore schools , i doubt ide get a date for the prom. (the formal deflowering) as i called it today, haha. so anyway i havnt seen chris in a long time , like a week , so we gota catch up. anyway america, im kinda depressed now, i tihnk im going to go eat some ice cream with rose , blanch dorithy and sophia, sophia is my favorite .

Date:	2002-11-13 14:43
Subject:	hi sluts
Security:	Public
Mood:	sore
Music:	reunion show

hey america, a maya and liz are being assholes. see the other night billy and jose smoked weed, and i was there, so like they found out that billy smoked weed and now are mad at me and jose for not stopping him. ok maya and liz, am i billy's mom? how am i supposted to stop him from smoking weed stab him in the neck? WHAT THE FUCK could i have done to stop him , its rediculouse that they are me , and there not even straight edge so it doesnt even make any sence. i hope you guys read this so you know how fucking stupid it is to be mad at me and jose, grrrrrr. andway im sorry about the journal it sounds like im mad right now but im really not , jsut tired, and i really want a job at michaels, so i think im going in for an interview today , ok thats pretty much all im gonna write in this entree, i think i have a billy death for you , its not too good i made it real quick , so dont be too disapointed

hey america, i have mucho homeworko tonight , so i cant write much . good news , i dont think im dying anymore because i ate today , and im not feeling sick , i hade a pinapple a peive of chocolate , a starburst and some toast , now im going to go try to eat REAL food nad not have stomach pains agian like ive had all week ...maybe im having a baby:(, and ummmmmm yeah , nigga please . i got a shirt that says "i r jesse" upside down, it makes a statment kinda , it says "i r jesse" because thats who i am and the goverment cvan new change that , and its upside down so i can read it ( and to make it more punk rock). sorry i cant write more ill do better tommorow , bye


p.s. why isnt quirky an option for emotion?

Date:	2002-11-03 21:16
Subject:	sorry
Security:	Public
Mood:	lonely
Music:	soup

everyone is all pissed at me...or concerned, not that there is a difference , ill hang out with the possy and everything soon , im sorry again , i sitll kinda stand by my theory but i didnt want to piss everyone off...so yeah thats all i gota say , ill stand by my promise and do another picture of billy dying.

thats it so ummmmm if you have any requests , then jsut make a comment on this entree of the bilydeath that you would like to see and ill make it .... ok bye

Date:	2002-11-02 14:10
Subject:	billy death
Security:	Public
Mood:	creative
Music:	none

hey emrica, i know my livejournal is getting really boring...so to make it more spicy EVERY entree is going to have a "billy death" in it. a billy death is basicly a picture of billy dying . so now , for the first billy death why do i do it??? because i care aobut you america, when your having a bad day, you can jsut look at the days billy death

hey america, tis a sucky halloween , i had fun with that gang , but the little kids got olike no candy time. i got egged twice by the same van but EVERY time the eggs missed me and kj, and then his sister was calling me white, nad calling kj(perto rica) white, good times.(why do i talk about stuff in my journal that only I get...haha). here is a list of my theories.
the ladie theory

stay with me here, that maya,vicky,shelle,and them girls hang out with jose and billy because there hot or whatever. and they dont really want to hang out with me , they jsut put up with me because billy and jose bring me , its kinda wierd ,haha i relized it yesturday . and yeah , grr

chao's theory

step 1: have everyone change there first and middle name to "barren von" ,(i.e..barren von hernandez/barren von mclaren)

step 2: make EVERYONE where a fake mustache


the ray romano theory

Everyone loves raymond , especialy me , and i tihnk its his certian wit and charm , his not dso innocent mischiefness that gives him it, so i say if you want girls, act liek ray romano
(also if your wearing a button-down shirt make sure you button the top button [for the rivers look] or the second button undone[for the rosedale look])


hahah um thats aobut it america, im way to lazy to spell check but DEAL WITH IT YOU BABIES! GOT EAT YOUR BABY CANDY!

Date:	2002-10-29 19:43
Subject:	hey
Security:	Public
Mood:	happy
Music:	fiberglass

hey america , i just dont get girls at all , i mean you instigate 1 little topless wrestling match , and suddenly your a "bad guy". a new that 70's show is on and now im mucho happy ...MUCHO. and im going to be a really kickass waldo. today i went to branco-bills , hes a crazy guy , we went to target and yeah, november 5th is my bewfday , im finaly going to be a grownup . i dont really have anytihng to say in this entree , but i dont even know if people bother to read journals anymore , so if you read this at all jsut respond even alittle , ecause i jsut want to see how many people actualy read this and if i should even keep writing , ta ta

Date:	2002-10-27 21:01
Subject:	ALOT of stuff
Security:	Public
Mood:	accomplished
Music:	the reunion show

so yesturday me nad jose and emily and greg brek got stuck in babylon because we went to see the reunion show and it was really great because we saw derek, and ummm yeah, and and ummm we went there and we saw then, then we went to party city and bought stuff, greaaaat stuff, and the cash register girl had obnoxiously large taita's(breastesis) and i was all like "woa put them shits away lady" but not outloud, then emily said salvaton army is really really close , so we walked there for like 3 miles and jose got a fancy suit , but i didnt. then we walked around aimlessly and we saw ann and maya and bronca-bill but they didnt stop , so we were stuck and my mom picked us up , anmd droped me and emily off at her ohuse and drove jose and greg brek home . and i beat emily in super smash bros. AND we made snacks. then i went to a halloween party with a bunch of old people who wish they were still 40 , and they danced. and then i accidently saw jackass, and henry rollins was in it and i was like "wow" and it was pretty bad" . and my snapple cap said " flamingo's turn pink because they eat shrimp" ... and its TRUE. and i decided to be waldo (where"s waldo) for halloween , so ummm i got all the shit...exept the shirt, if ANYONE has a shirt like waldo or knows where i can get one tell me please.

Date:	2002-10-22 18:32
Subject:	hi america
Security:	Public
Mood:	bored
Music:	fiberglass and queen

hey america , today i tried to use punkhardcore to find tabs from "bike scene" but it didnt work...stupid government. the worst thing that can ever happen to someone happened to bassist jaime , she cant find a live journal code. its so sad . and i dont know how to get one to give out . and jose is sad now , and so is mike k , and so are all the emo kids , and so is bethany because she has a boo-boo on her tongue , i asked if she wanted me to kiss it but she said no ...i dont think your allowed to kiss peoples booboo's if its on thier tongue because thats kinda un-kosher , and emily would have punched me in the gizzard if i ran around kisisng peoples tongue .....but how DO you fix a booboo on your tongue ? maybe you can put peroxide on it..but there is a possiblity you might die ...so i guess the simple solution is to wrap a bandade around your tongue ....and thats all i have to say about that. and my english teacher brought in cofie and dohnuts becaue we were reading poetry..alot of people didnt do it because there dumb. and in the poem i wrote" i kissed her everywhere but her mouth to wipe off her tears" because its a part of the bok , but all the black people laughed at me ad said i was "wack"...gee i hope in not "wack":(. and today i hade a conversation with my studyhall teacher about condoms..and how we should conduct an experiment with them ,and he told me to bring some in but im way too bashfull to buy them.

today jose was sad, so i wrote this rap for him to cheer him up

....yo yo word to your mother
You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is fuck mah bitches
theres no need to argue parents just dont understand

and thats all i have to say about that.

Date:	2002-10-20 22:34
Subject:	balls
Security:	Public
Mood:	pissed off
Music:	ramones SUCKER

me and jose royalty bitched mario and luigi , we were playing nintendo and we jsut bitched them , they couldnt do ANYTHING about it , they jsut had to deal with it.and we tried to fix the sound on my computer but jose said my computer is the devel and that i was stupid . then i picked up a hockey stick and ,drunk on power, i killed him . so anyway i have to write a long ass poem for english for "catcher and the rye" ..woohoo... so anyway yeah and i havnt seen chris in a while..but if i do..if i do . and emily's stepdad was REALLY english and he said that america was the last country to call "quick " , "nesquick" which made me embarased , and ummm i went to church and umm...yeah

Date:	2002-10-17 22:25
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	lazy
Music:	gansters paridise

homework no fun , i take latin WHO THE FUCK TAKES LATIN, i mean come one , honestly . ummm yeah , i dont know if i should get a class ring , i mean come on they dont have ANY cock rings! what the hell , but im happy because im listening to coolio and watching jurrasic park , man those little kids sure can scream ,mmmmmmmm..little kids. and ummmmm yeah , thats about it , i feel really lazy right now . and tommorw i have to go see emily after school and i have to make the 2:55 choo choo , its going to be a great time...grrrreat time SUCKERS